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Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
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Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
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Shave.
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Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
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Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
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When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
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Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
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On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go
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"plink" at the bottom.
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Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
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When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:
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"Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
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Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
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Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
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Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
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Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
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Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
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Leave a box between the doors.
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Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
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Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
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Start a sing-along.
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When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
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Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
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Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
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Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
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If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
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When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
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Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
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Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
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Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
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Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
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Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
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Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
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Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
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Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
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Ask, "Did you feel that?"
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Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
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When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
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Swat at flies that don't exist.
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Tell people that you can see their aura.
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Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
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Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
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Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
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Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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Make race car noises when people get on and off the elevator.
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Whistle the first seven notes of "It's A Small World" repeatedly.
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Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator...be sure to wear yours upside down.
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Say Ding at every floor
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Stare at your thumb and say " I think it is getting bigger"
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Pull your gum in long strings
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Wear "X-Ray specs" and stare at other passengers while smiling.
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While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
