100 Ways To Annoy People At A Theme Park
1. Make out with the person behind you in line.
2. Start screaming "We're all gonna die!!!" during the ride.
3. Go into the younger kids section and play in the ball pen until security threatens to kick you out.
4. Start talking about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, loud enough so the 9 year-old kid sitting next to you (its his first time) can hear ya.
5. Run. Just run.
6. Extend your arm out as the train goes in and out of the station so the ride operator presses the emergency button and stops the roller coaster.
7. Start talking about shaving your butt in line while everyone around you is silent.
8. Pretend to die so your friend pretends to freak out and cry.
9. Sing, "I know a song that gets on everybody's neves" the WHOLE ride.
10. Begin to waltz to the happy music in the middle of the path.
11. Everytime you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.
12. Lie about your age and grade to the cute guys/girls talking to you.
13. Go on the same ride over and over and over and over....
14. Sit down in the middle of the path.
15. Hold up the person's head restraint in front of you so they can't pull it down.
16. "Accidently" drop water or ice on some expensive-looking guy's shirt.
17. Smoke next to people trying to quit or people that hate the smell.
18. Splash water on people during a water ride.
19. Swear. Really loudly. In front of kids and their parents.
20. Bump into the same person in front of you about 20 times while waiting in lines.
21. Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently died on it.
22. Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.
23. Put ketchup that looks like blood on the seat of a ride so they have to stop it.
24. Be interested in the games and then after 5 minutes, say you have no money, "sorry"
25. Tell people they have rips in their pants when they really don't.
26. Give a couple a lecture on why making out in public is gross.
27. Give smokers a lecture on why smoking is bad for them, as well as for people around them.
28. Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.
29. Pretend to pass out.
30. Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
31. Throw pennies at people.
32. If security wants to check your bag, pretend it won't open, so they have to open it themselves.
33. Wear enough metal to set off the metal detectors.
34. Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills.
35. Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains.
36. Rip up pieces of ribbon you found and throw them at the people in front of you while going upside down on a roller coaster.
37. Throw pieces of ice at people walking by your picnic table then quickly look away.
38. Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.
39. Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.
40. Ask the ride attendant if u cant ride because you are under the influence of herione, marijuana, crack, and every other drug you can think of.
41. Pick out a single person and stalk them throughout the park; eat where they do, go on all the rides they go on, go to the bathroom when they do... (NOTE FROM ANDREW: Aha, so it was these girls who did this to me!)
42. Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.
43. Go up to a couple making out and slap one of them yelling, "how could you do this to me? how could you cheat on me like this!?!?
44. Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken.
45. Yell out "SMILE!" everytime you pass people taking a picture.
46. Stalk some more people.
47. Sing along to every song that comes on....as loud as you can and out of tune.
48. Put a quarter down an annoying guy's back and scratch him while you're at it.
49. Set up a collapsible table and start a business....FREE TAROT CARD READINGS....TIPS ACCEPTED
50. Get into a fight with your friend about which one of you an imaginary hot guy likes while stuck on a ride for half an hour. Then ask the other people on the ride who they think the guy likes.
51. Give people the wrong time if they ask.
52. When it's really quiet, tell the people behind you, loudly enough so everyone can hear, "DON'T LOOK AT MY @$$ !"
53. Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions.
54. Walk in front of people taking pictures, then apologize repeatedly.
55. Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off.
56. Spill your drink on the table in front of a "janitor" and then leave it there.
57. While waiting in line, spill someone's $8 lemonade RIGHT after they got it.
58. Stand under the mist with your hands over your head and pretend to be "aquaphobic".
59. Flirt with a guy while your boyfriend is away. When he comes back, make out with him in front of the guy you were flirting with.
60. Sit next to a guy that looks pissed off, and strike up a perky, happy conversation.
61. Faint in a BIG crowd, while your friend freaks out.
62. Distract someone from getting in line.
63. Cut in line, claiming your friends are "just over there."
64. When you buying your food, complain for 10 minutes about the high prices.
65. Stalk the walking food vendors.
66. Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is [your name]" and offer a handshake.
67. Stare at people walking by when you're sitting on a bench.
68. If they have a parade, run in the middle of the street so they get screwed up.
69. Kiss a guy while his girlfriend is standing right next to him.
70. Ask ANYONE for their autograph (especially people cleaning up...)
71. When security checks your bag, yell and say it's your "personal property," and ask if they would want someone looking through their underwear.
72. Complain in the worst whiny voice how long the lines are.
73. Demand they kick out the guy next to you that just sexually harrassed you.
74. Advertise for a theme park...the one you're not at.
75. Talk to anyone that looks like they are busy/pissed off/doesn't want to talk.
76. Spill your drink on someone.
77. Talk to the little kids, when their parents are around.
78. If you see someone you know that hates you, run up to them yelling, "HOW'S MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD DOIN'?"
79. Find someone to tell your life story to.
80. Accuse someone of stealing your money.
81. If you see some girls that like the hot guys standing next to you in line, either pretend you're with them, or actually start talking to the hot guys.
82. Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer [or night]"
83. Suggest that the couple making out get a room.
84. Hang out the entire day with a guy that admits he likes you, then kisses you, and then say "Oh, that's so sweet! You really like me? It's just really too bad I have a boyfriend!"
85. Stalk even MORE people.
86. From stairs, drop different coins aimed at random people.
87. Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride.
88. Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides.
89. Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero."
90. Tell every person you talk to that they look "ditzy."
91. Exit the park and get your hand stamped. Enter, then exit again, getting your hand stamped once more. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat....
92. Find a soda machine and start kicking it and swearing at it, drawing a lot of attention to yourself and your fight.
93. Bug the food vendors asking how their ice cream can be "ice cream of the
future" if its the present.
94. Tell every person eating the "ice cream of the future" that they're eating ice cream of the future in the present and they're very special because of it.
95. Start whistling at the construction guys while they're working.
96. Yell really loudly to the person of the same gender behind you in line that you, "dont swing that way."
97. Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you cant swim and everyone's gonna drown.
98. Offer people money for their spots in line....FAKE money.
99. Find a person buying a drink and stagger up to them. Pretend to be dehydrated and tell them you have no money and will die soon without a drink. Then fall down and begin to pass out.
100. Tell every person you meet that their boyfriend/girlfriend looks EXACTLY like your boyfriend/girlfriend.